Madam Speaker, in a purported letter to the editor, Alicia Church states, "I don't understand why the White House is so upset about two party crashers ..... Is it appropriate and politically correct to call them party crashers just because they trespassed?"

"Does that make them criminals? Isn't that discrimination? Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave behavior? Maybe they were just trying to feed their family? Isn't it more appropriate to call them undocumented guests? Just because they weren't officially invited guests doesn't mean they should be treated like criminals."

"Maybe they should get free health care, free housing, free legal services, and free White House green cards so next time they can enter legally. And they should be able to bring all of their relatives and family members, too."

"How can anyone be mad at them just because they crossed over some arbitrary man-made border? They were only doing things that regularly invited guests didn't want to do, like hang out with Vice President Biden. How can the White House punish these poor, oppressed, undocumented visitors?"

Madam Speaker, how ironic; the government panics about two White House trespassers while the thousands who illegally trespass across our borders are completely ignored.

And that's just the way it is.