Mr. Speaker, Houses were shut tight, and cloth wedged around doors and windows, but the dust came in so thinly that it could not be seen in the air, and it settled like pollen on the chairs and tables, on the dishes. 

Ma and Pa Joad did everything they could to save their farm from slipping away into the Dust Bowl, but ultimately they lost to a force far greater than the any effort they could muster.

Mr. Speaker, though this is just one line ripped from the pages of The Grapes of Wrath, farmers and ranchers today are facing a modern day dust storm the wrath of the EPA. Just when you think you have heard it all, bureaucrats in Washington, D.C., come up with some hair-brained idea that leaves you scratching your head in wonderment. 

The Environmental Protection Agency has apparently run out of things to regulate and tax, so it has come up with new guidelines for regulating particulate matter emissions"more commonly known to you and me as dust. 

Now, I know what you are thinking, this just cannot be true.  What kind of crazy scheme is this? 

Well, the EPA Dust Police would specifically regulate farm dust.  Farmers would be required to have dust collectors on their harvesters, planters, combines and haying equipment. 

But my personal favorite is the crackdown on dust created from driving your pickup truck down a dirt or gravel road.  I am not making this up.  The federal government is considering farm dust regulations that are caused from driving on a dirt road. 

So I thought, well, maybe this is just some backdoor attempt to rid America of our majestic 4-wheel-drive pickup trucks that the liberals loathe so much, and find some way to force their battery-operated toy cars on all of us. 

But the new proposals dont just apply to dust created by driving.  No, they are fair and balanced in their overreaching authority.  Farmers and ranchers are going to have to somehow limit the dust created by livestock on their property as well. 

So, say Bessie the cow kicks up too much dust running over to your pickup truck at feeding time. The EPA is going to fine you for Bessies misconduct.  You need to move your cattle to another pasture during the daytime?  Well, dont do it on a dry day because they may kick up too much dust.

The Dust Polices solution would be to manage dusty dirt roads with water, or-- get this--pave them with asphalt.  Now, this is another can of worms. 

Every farmer and rancher would have the Water Police raining down on them by the time the first drop hits the dirt.  I would think the EPA would be aware of the fact that we already have a shortage of water on ranches and farmers in our country. But , make no matter to them, they still want you to control it

And what about this paving the asphalt over these roads? Really, they cant be serious. Aside from the sheer magnitude of this undertaking, the idea is completely unfeasible and its cost prohibitive.

The absurdity of these types of federal regulations is what makes normal, Americans all across our country frustrated with Washington, D.C. 

I will say there is a little good news on the horizon.  Were not all out of touch here in Congress.  My colleague, Representative Kristi Noem from South Dakota, filed an amendment to the Continuing Resolution last week to eliminate funding to the EPA to enforce the dust regulations.  Im proud to say that this passed the House of Representatives, and its now down the hallway with the Senate. Lets see what they do. 

This type of federal meddling is exactly what causes businesses to go out of business, lay off workers, and in many cases, fail.  These types of expensive regulations will finally shut the barn door on the American farmer for good. 

I understand that dust may seem like a serious threat to someone who has never been outside of the EPAs marble Potomac palace or elite castles of academia.  But lets use some common sense here.  Farmers and ranchers are the best environmentalists in our country.  No one respects the land and animals more than those who actually live on it and depend on it for a living. 

Instead of burying us in ridiculous regulations that do nothing to improve the quality of life or the environment, the government should look for incentives to encourage farmers to produce more, not less.  We dont need an EPA-inflicted Dust Bowl to devastate the American heartland. 

The EPA should head on down the road and leave this regulation in the dust. 

And that's just the way it is.